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Here's how we're wasting time these days...

Caris found A Child is Born, a book inherited by my hippie birthing center au natural mom. Although she didn't comment on her reading, I'm pretty sure my simple explanation of, "Mommy's belly will hurt and then I'll push the baby out" was brought to life with some uh, intense photography from the book. 
One night near midnight we sent this text to my dad and Anna, but we worded it wrong and it wasn't clear that the picture was my joke baby and Charles gave us a hard time. Sorry, Pops! 

When you wake up before 5AM hungry and restless. 

(Sung to the tune of Alive, Alive) 

Awake, awake, awake forevermore
This pregnant chick is awake forevermore

Awake, awake, awake forevermore
This pregnant chick is awake

Sing c'mon baby! Sing c'mon baby! 
This pregnant chick is awake forevermore
Sing c'mon baby! Sing c'mon baby! 
This pregnant chick is awake 
...and then I realized that I still had snowy mountains as my background. 
Time flies! 

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