The Suits Sisters

Items Needed: -1 stick of butter softened on the counter, waiting to be spread on garlic bread for the church lunch -1 step stool -1 distracted mom Step 1  Wait until mom is upstairs getting ready, then push step stool from the dining room to the kitchen  Step 2 Unwrap the butter and start to spread it all over the counter. Be sure to get it in between every finger and on the back of both hands for an overall soft feeling Step 3 Enjoy your DIY hand cream until your older sister finds you and squeals on you

My alarm went off at 6:45 Caris slept til 7:20 I made a cup of coffee The dog pooed in the garage Caris watched TV The dog was never fed I left a {slightly folded} dirty diaper on the floor The kitchen sink was left {slightly} running  The TV was left on I was late to church My daughter was delivered to the church nursery barefoot ...all by 8:30 am