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18 Months

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Dear Audrey, It's not my practice (I don't think?) to write an 18 month letter to my babies, but I have yet to write many letters to you on this ol' blog to mark your milestones, so an 18 month letter it is! The lack of letters is not a sign of  lack of love or interest in recording your early years...I'm simply too busy either snuggling you and pulling you off of the kitchen table! (also, true confession, my brain is tired) Your birth feels like forever ago but it's still hard to wrap my mind around the fact that you've been hanging with us for one and half years now. You bring us so many smiles every day, Baby #3. At 18 months you can... walk, run, climb, sign "more" and "all done", sleep through the night, find your special lovey no matter where we hide it (to keep you from sucking your thumb), tell us when you have a dirty diaper and say a handful of "words" Words like... Dada, Mama, Liza, Eat (EEEEEE!!!), Up (UH UH...

Letters

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Dear Dominos pizza, you seemed over priced, but when I tasted your garlicky goodness, I changed my mind and decided to order "real" pizza more often Dear phone and car keys, I spend 89% of my day looking for one of you (or both) Dear Kent, yes, the only time that I need to talk (quickly and loudly) about all the pressing things on my mind is when you roll over to fall asleep Dear library visit without kids, WOW you are SO QUIET Dear Audrey, who knew Ranch salad dressing smeared in your hair could smell so bad? Dear lingering cough that we all have, COUGH BE GONE! (Said in my Dan F. voice) Dear cold, wet winter days, you get a bad rap, but I secretly love you Dear Dollar Tree worker, I'm sorry that I paid for my $2.07 total with a five dollar bill, thus making you give me 93 cents in change but these children around me are bickering and distracting me from digging through my receipt laden wallet Dear old videos, I can only watch a few of you before I want ...

7 Thoughts

Seven Thoughts for your Sunday 1. My blow dryer will no longer dry on "high", only "low" which is very very low. This is not a surprise as it is a cheap one from CVS, bought almost ten years ago after our honeymoon "Huh. Weird. No blow dryer? I guess I've been using my moms for my entire life  awhile" It's been a work horse and I'd like to a) publicly thank it for its years of service b) apologize for all the times I dried my hair in Florida, got hot and cranky and hated my poor, innocent blow dryer. Now I'm torn. Do I A) Keep it and spend 3 hours a day drying my hair B) Not replace it and let my natural hair run wild and air dried C) Dip into our college fund and buy a super expensive one that will torch my hair, in a stylish way, in 3.75 seconds 2. My life has seemed a little more loud and chaotic recently and I couldn't figure out the change until Kent clued me in on it. AUDI ANNA KEEPS YELLING AT ME. She went from no w...